The Invitation

    Welcome, welcome, welcome...

to the competition you have been waiting for. This competition will have 3 winners: no more, no less. The winners count shall not be 2 or 4 unless proceeding to 3. Those three winners will be given the Co-Owner rank and anyone else to succeed will get a staff rank. There will be six stones hidden across the worlds. The first one will be the Kunda stone. More information will be given when it is found. Once you find all six, then you will unlock a suspicious looking egg; defeat the monster inside to win the game. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Sincerely, Me


Chapter 1

The Start and Name

Brainiac Zork is named Brainiac Zork because the first text adventure game I ever played was Zork and I saw this library poster saying stuff about being a brainiac. I liked the word so much I used it. Also it's because you play it in your brain.

Unfortunately, the name is trademarked. Because of this we might have to rename it Braniak Zorc. But, zorc is a Yugioh character so it might also be trademarked.

I invented Brainiac Zork a while ago (around 2014). Brainiac Zork is actually a platform. The person talking is the console. Some games that are on Brainiac Zork are Brainiac Zork II, Illogical Zork, Safeway Zombie Attack and what this book is giving clues about: Kitamentals. Kitamentals is often referred to as Brainiac Zork because it was named around 2-3 weeks after the release on June 25-29, 2018. The name was made by me and--------- --------. He was the first person to play Kitamentals. I have known him since I was 6 months old.

Brainiac zork is fun because of the endless possibilities. It's also fun because you only need two people, therefore you can play everywhere.

So make sure to play B.Z.

Chapter 2


Atari is one of the awesomest game producers. My 10 favorite Atari games are Battle Zone, Adventure, Pong, Breakthrough, Space Invaders, Pac Man, Centipede, Tempest, Tetris, and Galaga (not listed in most favorite to least favorite order). Atari was founded in Sunnyvale, California on the June of 1972 by Nolan Bushnell and Ted Dabney. I Could continue to paraphrase the wiki but instead I'll focus on the games from my perspective. Pong is a ancient game where you knock a square across a dotted line to the other players side using a paddle. The objective is to hit it past your opponents paddle. Breakthrough is pong accept you play against a brick wall. This was made by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 5 days. Although they were planning to split the payment Jobs lied and got an extra in the payment. Space Invaders is a game where your trying to defend earth with what looks like a mutated angle bracket that's actually a cannon. To find out more search it up and play it.